So. Today's "the first big day of the rest of my life," and my boss sends out an e-mail this morning letting us know that he is treating all of us to the candy store this afternoon. "Has he ever done this before?" you ask. NO!
[Clearing my throat and raising my voice a few strategic octaves]
"Doc Sweets’, Michigan's largest retail candy store, is a gigantic candy wonderland with 5,000 square feet of candy and over 3,000 different candy items! Doc Sweets’ has something for everyone: from Abba Zaba to Wonka Bars, Zagnuts to Zotz, New or Old, Sugar Free or Super Sour, by the Pound or by the Piece, Doc Sweets’ will satisfy all of your candy needs. Doc Sweets’ also has a large selection of Nostalgic Candy items, everything from the early 1900’s through today, including Candy Covered and Chocolate Coated Insects!"
I am sitting here, drinking my water.
Here's to the next 391,
(healthy) Fat Girl
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